Michel’s Update
Time is a funny thing. Technically, it’s only been a month since we landed in Crete for our sabbatical—but somehow it already feels like we’ve lived several chapters of a book here. Maybe it’s the Mediterranean sun, or maybe it’s just the sheer number of things that have happened since we arrived. Either way, buckle up for a little update from the land of olives, raki, and open-hearted people.
Let’s start with my new “office”: the local kafenion. Every Tuesday and Thursday, I pack up my business laptop—still allergic to mobile internet—and head down to this charming little café where Wi-Fi and wisdom flow in equal measure. What I lose in signal strength, I gain in social life. Everyone meets at the kafenion, from weathered grandpas playing cards, old friends to friendly neighbors curious about “the Swiss family.” Networking, Cretan-style.
A major milestone: the construction work on our house has officially begun. Seeing our dream take physical form is thrilling, surreal, and slightly panic-inducing all at once. There’s a lot of coordination, phone calls, and the occasional “creative solution” required to keep things moving. And yes, we’ve made the leap on one of the big decisions—windows and doors have been chosen!
Homeschooling has become part of my weekly rhythm. Armed with a teaching guide, ChatGPT, and a deep reservoir of patience, I’m currently teaching Jane math—think algebra and units of mass. The one-on-one time is actually something I’ve come to enjoy. Whether Jane agrees… depends on the day. Let’s just say that math remains a “character-building” experience for us both.
But I’m not just playing teacher—I’m a student, too. Every Monday, Jasmin and I dive into Greek lessons, which are as humbling as they are rewarding. I’ve also made it my mission to practice Greek wherever I can, even if the phrase “I don’t understand” (δεν καταλαβαίνω) makes frequent appearances. Spoiler: it usually does.
In between all of this, I spend a lot of time outdoors—walking the dogs, exploring the hills, and marveling at the explosion of spring flowers. Honestly, if someone paid me to wander around identifying wild herbs, I’d have found my calling.
Oh, and did I mention I joined a football club? Yes, Aris Voukolion has graciously accepted me into their ranks. The level is roughly comparable to Switzerland’s third amateur league, and at 38, I’m definitely the team elder. But I’m holding my own—powered by enthusiasm, muscle memory, and maybe a bit of Cretan mountain air. The guys have welcomed me warmly, and it feels great to be back on the pitch.
The best part? All of this happens with my family around me. The days are full, occasionally chaotic, but deeply meaningful.
One thing I’ve learned: even the sternest Cretan will smile back if you lead with kindness, a warm “Kaliméra,” and a little humility.
Jasmin’s Update
The past few weeks have been a whirlwind of changes, adjustments, and little victories. Our rental house is finally starting to feel like home—we’ve nested. New mattresses, fresh guest room sheets, cozy pillows, and a few small but significant touches have made the space more comfortable. It’s funny how something as simple as the right bedding can make a place feel like it truly belongs to you.
For the first time, I’m fully embracing the role of a housewife, which, to be honest, is proving to be more challenging than I expected. It’s an adjustment to shift my identity and daily routine, but I’m trying to lean into it with patience and humor.
On the homeschooling front, I’ve started teaching Jane, who has made it abundantly clear that she hates learning French. Every session feels like a battle of wills, but I’m determined to make it work—even if it means getting a little creative (and maybe a little sneaky) in how we approach it.
In an effort to meet new locals, I’ve started going to Pilates twice a week. Something I’ve never done before. It’s been a breath of fresh air—literally and figuratively—and has introduced me to friendly new Cretans!
Socially, things are also starting to fall into place. I’ve been meeting up with other expats for walks, coffee, or dinner, which has made the transition feel less isolating. There’s something so comforting about connecting with others who understand the unique challenges of starting fresh in a new country.
Speaking of fresh starts—our house construction has officially begun! I honestly didn’t expect things to move so quickly, but here we are. We’ve already selected and ordered windows, frames, and screens, which makes it all feel so much more real.
At the same time, I’ve consciously tried to slow down. To savor the moments, to be present, and to appreciate the quiet before things inevitably ramp up again. That slowing down included taking early morning walks in the surrounding olive groves or just sitting on the porch in the afternoon to read.
And in a nod to our future home, we bought our first item specifically for our bedroom. I won’t reveal what it is just yet—I will let you know once it has been delivered.
On a more practical note, I finally got a Greek cell phone number, which makes me feel a little more official here. I’ve also been taking weekly Greek lessons, trying my best to immerse myself in the language and culture. It’s a slow process, but every little bit helps.
Oh, and one last thing—I got a tattoo. Because why not? Sometimes, you just have to mark the moment in a way that feels permanent, bold, and just a little rebellious.
Life is shifting and settling all at once, and I’m learning to embrace the ride.
Jane’s Update
This first month here in Crete was full of firsts, adventures, and little moments that made me stop and appreciate life.
First up—the sea! I finally got to go in, and it was incredible. There’s just something about floating in the water, feeling the salt on your skin, and watching the waves that makes everything else fade away.
One of the highlights of my first month was visiting Balos. I’ve seen pictures before, but being there in person was something else. The turquoise water, the soft white sand, the wild, untouched beauty—it honestly felt like another planet. Definitely one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever seen.
On the personal side of things, I officially started homeschooling. It’s a big change, but I’m excited to see how this new chapter goes. More flexibility, more time for the things I love, and learning in a way that actually makes sense to me.
Also, I might have done a bit too much shopping (oops). But hey, sometimes retail therapy is necessary, right? And to top it off, I had my first-ever pedicure and a manicure with extensions! Never thought I’d love having long nails this much, but here we are.
On a magical note, I spent time stargazing. I saw constellations, a shooting star, satellites, and even Starlink passing by. It was one of those moments that made me feel small in the best way possible—just staring up at the vastness of space, realizing how much there is out there.
All in all, it’s been a month of beauty, change, and new experiences. Can’t wait to see what’s next! 🌊✨💅🏼🌌
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